Quotes about 1 year anniversary of dating
It's like that time we were at her parents' wedding anniversary and I told that joke: 'What's the definition of vagina? I was stuck with a case where Zuzu Petals and Art Mooney were battling out for the 'Lamest Clue of My Career' award." The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - "I couldn't believe it was her.
I'd always loved Jazz, 'cuz she despised me for who I truly am.
" - "Do you know that in the last two years, l've been with eleven different women. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. Or, ouch, ouch, you’re on my hair."- "Kevin Franks had already stopped breathing by the time you drove off the road." - "Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road." - "How do you know?
Now, I don't date these girls because they're well-read. She thought it was a diet book." The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996)"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. But then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler. And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.""How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Woman stood before God, With the middle breast in hand. ' And God created man." A Prairie Home Companion (2006)"Well, Dick, here's the deal.
When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it." Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997) "I think everything must go back to the fact that I had a very anxious childhood. You know, when you're the middle child in a family of five million, you don't get any attention. And and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry. The center has to be at least three times bigger than this." Zoolander (2001)"Of course, we're not gonna go round (naked) paradin' ourselves in a room full of men! Do I have to wait for the door 'cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out 'cause you’re tryin' not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? I must've hit a pothole." - "You don't seem too upset by what's happened." - "Of course I am. Who knows if I'll ever cum again." - "I would like to take a closer look at your bowls." - "My what? I would like to take a closer look - at your big brass bowls." - "Okay, yeah." (unzips pants) - "Thank you. When the middle one got in the way, God performed surgery. I mean, I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence. Uh, you know, I'm just a, just a big hairy American winnin' machine.
" - "If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis." Billy Madison (1995) Play clip (excerpt): - "I love the old Rose. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Now that New Year's has come and gone, most people are at a point when they must decide whether they can stay true to their resolutions.These quotes will help you stay the course, and remember that each step you take toward your goal is one step closer to true success. But the fifth day, you went to see your mother and that seemed just like a day, but then you came back and later on the sixth day, in the evening, when we saw each other, that started seeming like two days, so in the evening it seemed like two days spilling over into the next day and that started seeming like four days, so at the end of the sixth day on into the seventh day, it seemed like a total of five days. I have it written down, but I-I can show it to you tomorrow if you want to see it. Gentlemen, let's get to work." - "Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force? Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn." - "Yep." - "So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger." - "Yep." - "That's right. And the third day seemed like a week again and the fourth day seemed like eight days. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of your assholes!
P." Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)- "Don't call me stupid." - "Oh, right! But you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape? birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights." The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! Last week, I discovered the early stages of crow's feet." - "Honey, time marches on and eventually you realize it's marchin' across your face." - "Stop it." Steel Magnolias (1989)"Jazz!